do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
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I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
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Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
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