We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
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I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
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90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
I apparently sent an offer letter to, and then subsequently onboarded, the wrong candidate. How's your Monday?
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