I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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