Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
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