she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
they need to just BURY HIM!
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
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i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
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You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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