Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
i just woke up in the woods behind my house in handcuffs and a dan marino jersey ive never seen before
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
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Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
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Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
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