a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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