yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
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Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
Him cheating on his girlfriend resulted in a $1500 hospital bill from repeated blows to his testicles by my ass. They diagnosed his pain as "testicle trauma". Sex karma at it's finest.
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
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Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
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