and then I told her I was too drunk. She started to cry, and told me this always happens to her and that she thinks shes ugly. I pretended I was asleep and then she farted.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
Just opened up the freezer to find chocolate penis popsicles. Too hungover for this shit
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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