i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
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