it wasn't lemon gatorade
I bet he comes in French.
Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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