I got chris browned last night
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
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So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
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he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
Why does my car smell like burnt toast?
I take it you don't remember trying to make grilled cheese with your cigarette lighter...
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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