Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
I need to wash the frat house off of me
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
I told her I'd rather set my hair on fire than sleep with her again. In retrospect, that was probably too harsh. My eye is still swollen shut.
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
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