who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
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There's limited edition cherry vanilla nyquil. It's like they know how much I hate myself and they're giving me a consolation prize.
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
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Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
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