also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
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Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
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Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
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