No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
there was a trapeze. enough said
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
Yes I’m serious. I just worked YOUR 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep if you come over without tacos and an ice cream cake in hand we are done
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