Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
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Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
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He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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