im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
I think I've given more of my business cards to Chipotle trying to win free burritos than anyone else
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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