I woke up in a stranger's bathtub with a broken shower curtain as my blanket.
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
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alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
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I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
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I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
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