Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Did you ever notice that cashews look like fetuses?
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
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