Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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