Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
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