You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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