i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
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