is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
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I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
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She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
Where are you? Your parents are here. Their flight got in early.
Trashy Tequila Tuesdays. Have them meet me here @ the bar.
I'm not sending your parents to see you drunk at a gay bar. What kind of boyfriend do you think I am?
A great one. Entertain them i'll be home soon....... I think
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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