I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
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