he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
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