But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
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