You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
Randomize
