I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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