love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
You're boyfriend is farting in his sleep. The last one sounded like a threat.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
I can't remember if the bartender cut you off after you broke your glass or after you wished the bar a happy winter solstice during your karaoke number.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
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