I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
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downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
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I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
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