i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
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