May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
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I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
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All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
Well when I woke up this morning I didn’t think I’d be masturbating to my own LinkedIn profile today but here we are
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