Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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