Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
Randomize
