Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
She's just so happy...and so naked.
How external is "for external use only"?
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
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