my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
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