Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
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