Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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