first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
the family i'm sitting with looks like the Addams family. Except for the daughter...she looks like Shrek
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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