You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
on todays agenda: meeting with a life coach then going to the dollar store to buy batteries for my vibrator. clearly im still unemployed.
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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