is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
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