i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
We need to rekindle our bromance
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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