Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
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For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
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I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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