I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
I need water and some morals
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
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