Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
This gyro tastes like lonliness
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
Randomize
