I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
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