dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
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