I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
I have a video (on my shattered iphone) of a random DJ at some bar giving me a birthday shoutout and texts from random numbers talking about birthday sex. My birthday is in April... Happy birthday to me?
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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