if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
Will exercising make me less horny?
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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